What does "love" look like? And what are the requisites of a "fairy tale?"
Re-framing your schemas for these two things may make you re-categorize observed actions and situations as 'love' or a modern-day 'fairy tale,' and may leave you with an unanticipated calm and satisfaction.

Eating a talking cupcake = anthropomorphic cannibalism?

It is virtuous to be fair. But well-intended fairness is legitimate only to the extent that it is well-informed, for perceived fairness built on limited knowledge may be objectively unjust if all the facts were considered. Thus, fairness must be informed fairness to deliver the goal.